Tight Corners – E. V. Lucas (II Semester Additional English)

Tight Corners – E V Lucas

The talk was running on the critical situations in which we had found ourselves –those of us whose lives were adventurous enough to comprise any.  

One man had been caught by the tide in Brittany and escaped by the skin of his teeth. Another had been on an elephant when a wounded tiger charged at it. A third had been on the top storey of burning house. A fourth was torpedoed in the war.

‘But you all talk,’ said one of company, ‘as though tight corners were always physical affairs. Surely they can be tighter when they are mental. The tightest corner I was ever in was at Christie’s!’

‘Christie’s!’                      

“Yes, I had been launching rather well at a club in St. James’ Street with an old friend from abroad, and, passing along King Street afterwards, he persuaded me to look in at the saleroom. The place was full. They were selling Barbizon pictures, and getting tremendous sums for each: two thousand, three thousand, for little bits of things – forest scenes, pools at evening, shepherdesses, the regular subjects. Nothing went as low as three figures at all. Well, we watched for a little while and then I found myself bidding too – just for fun. I had exactly sixty-three pounds in the bank and not enough securities to borrow five hundred on, and here I was nothing away to the auctioneer like a bloatocrat.

“You’ll get caught,” my friend said to me.

“No, I shan’t”, I said. “I’m not going to run any risks.”

‘And for a long time I didn’t. And then a picture was put up and a short red-faced man in a new top hat – some well-known dealer – who had bought quite number, electrified the room by starting the bidding at a figure a little higher than any that he had yet given or that anything had reached.

Although the previous lots had run into four figures they had all been modestly started at fifty guineas or a hundred guineas, with a gradual crescendo to which I had often been a safe contributor. But no sooner was the new picture displayed than the dealer made his sensational bid. ‘Four thousand guineas,’ he said.

‘There was a rustle of excitement, and at the end of it I heard my own voice saying, “And fifty!”

‘A terrible silence followed, during which the auctioneer looked inquiringly first at the opener and then at the company generally. To my surprise and horror the red-faced dealer gave no sign of life. I realized now, as I ought to have done at first, that he had shot his bolt.

“Four thousand and fifty guineas offered,” said the auctioneer, again searching the room.

‘My heart stopped; my blood congealed. There was no sound but a curious smothered noise from my friend.

“Four thousand and fifty guineas. Any Advance on four thousand and fifty guineas?” – and the hammer fell.

‘That was a nice pickle to be in! Here was I, with sixty-three pounds in the world and not five hundred pounds’ worth of securities, the purchaser of a picture which I didn’t want, for four thousand and fifty guineas, the top price of the day. Turning for some kindly support to my friend I found that he had left me; but not, as I feared at the moment, from baseness, but, as I afterwards discovered, in order to find a remote place in which to lean against that wall and laugh.

‘Stunned and dazed as I was, I pulled myself together sufficiently to hand my card, nonchalantly (I hope), to the clerk who came for the millionaire collector’s name, and then I set to pondering on the problem of what to do next. Picture after picture was put up and sold, but I saw none of them. I was running over the names of uncles and other persons from whom it might be possible to borrow, but wasn’t; wondering if the money-lenders who talk so glibly about “note of hand only” really mean it; speculating on the possibility of confessing my poverty to one of Christie’s staff and having the picture up again. Perhaps that was the best way – and yet having could I do it after all the other bids I had made? The Staff looked so prosperous and unsympathetic, and no one would believe it was a mistake. A genuine mistake of such a kind would have been rectified at once.

‘Meanwhile the sale came to and end. I stood on the outskirts of the little knot of buyers round the desk who were writing cheques and giving instructions. Naturally I preferred to be the last. It was there that I was joined by my friend; but only for a moment, for upon a look at my face he rammed his handkerchief in his mouth and again disappeared. Alone I was to dree this awful weird. I have never felt such a fool or bad colder feet. I believe I should have welcomed a firing party.

‘And then the unexpected happened, and I realized that a career of rectitude sometimes has rewards beyond the mere consciousness of virtue. A Voice at my ear suddenly said, “Beg pardon, sir, but was you the gent that bought the big Daubigny?” 

‘I admitted it.’

“Well, the gent who offered four thousand guineas wants to know if you’ll take fifty guineas for your bid.”

‘I ever a messenger of gods wore a green baize apron and spoke in husky cockney tones this was he. I could have embraced him and wept for joy. Would I take fifty guineas? Why I would have taken fifty farthings.

‘But how near the surface and ready, even in the best of us, is worldly guile! “Is that the most he would offer?” I had the presence of mind to ask.

“It’s not for me to say,” he replied. “No ‘arm in trying for a bit more is there?”

“Tell him I’ll take a hundred.” I said.

‘And I got it’.

‘When I found my friend I was laughing too but he became grave at once on seeing the cheque.

“Well, I’m hanged!” he said. “Of all the luck! Well, I’m hanged.”

‘Then he said, “Don’t forget that if it hadn’t been for me you wouldn’t have come into Christie’s at all.

“I shall never forget it,” I said. “Nor your deplorable mirth. Both are indelibly branded in letters of fire on my heart. My hair hasn’t gone white, has it?”  

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Tight Corners – E. V. Lucas (Summary)

In the humorous essay “Tight Corners” E. V. Lucas points out that tight corners can be both mental as well as physical but the mental tight corners are too difficult to bear.

Once the narrator went with his friend to Christie’s, an Art Gallery and an auction-sale hall, where Barbizon pictures were put up. The narrator has neither knowledge about art pictures nor had enough money to participate in the bidding. He had only sixty-three pounds that too in the bank. He had no securities either. The auction was started and the narrator, not understanding the seriousness, started raising the bid amount marginally. By that time, a Daubingy picture was put on for sale. A Rich man bade four thousand guineas for it. As usual, the narrator, just for fun raised the bid by fifty guineas more.

Lucas thought that someone would raise the bid further. But, to his surprise, nobody else bade after that. The narrator was panic-stricken. No doubt, he unwittingly got into a (mental) tight corner. He could not find ways as how to raise such a huge amount. Sensing the impending danger his friend had already left the place. Finally, the narrator decided to confess his foolishness to the auctioneer himself and get rid of the critical situation.

Intermittently luck favours someone. In this case, also our narrator is favoured by the luck. All of a sudden, the unexpected incident happened. At that time of critical condition, a rich bidder’s agent approached the narrator and offered fifty guineas, provided he passed on the art picture to the bidder. The narrator was immensely relieved. He was about to weep in joy. Yet, he had the presence of the mind to demand a hundred guineas. When a cheque for that amount was given to him, then his joy doubled.

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